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alt-j:

nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes

wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

trash-dad:

having sex with a magician more like why the fuck was your dick behind my ear and not attached to your body

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

happiest:

are people still homophobic? its 2014 not 1962

I do not desire mediocre love. I want to drown in someone.