Doritos and Dicks
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2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

hobgoblinhero:

kanayastrider:

shaqshock:

your waifu is trash

please refer to her as Garbage-chan thank you

Garbage-chan belongs in the Garbage Can

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

eriadn:

we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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I would sit and do anything with you all day if I could-I think you're beautiful

Anonymous

Omfg this is so nice, thank you! I really needed this.

brightwishes:

I thought this was all one post and I just

brightwishes:

I thought this was all one post and I just

deadrevolutionaries:

  • Periods aren’t a big deal for some people
  • Periods are extremely disabling for some people
  • Pain is subjective and it’s different for everyone
  • Stop arguing about this

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.