so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
yes i am an otaku. luv those mangos and animoo. i also perfected the language of japenese. ohio. koala desu. ickydickymasu. cherry blossoms are my favorite food
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave.
me: plz dont let me get a crush on this boy. plz dont let me get a crush on this boy. plz dont let me get a crush on this boy
brain: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry